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Lawyers, ignore the next paragraph, it's for real people.
We like to have fun around here, and try to include a modicum of
humor in our approach at business. Some would say that sort of thing
is inappropriate, and suggests that we aren't serious about our jobs.
Honestly, we're not very serious about our jobs. In our minds, to be
serious is to lower our standards, to us "satisfied" falls short of our
goals. We want you to leave a little happier than you were when you
got here. To that end, I would like to offer you this promise: we will
do the absolute best job we can with every request. We will get your
product to you in a timely fashion. We will make sure you get the
product you want, not "something close enough". Some times we will
fall short, some times we'll be a little grumpy. We all know it's not
fair to take that out on others, and we will do our best to make up for
it, and make up for it quickly, any way we can, if and when that
happens. We're committed to making your experience a remarkable one,
because, logically, if we make you happy, you'll come back, and
we can continue eating out for breakfast, which makes us happy, because
I always burn my eggs.
Ok, lawyers, here's the part that you get to look at:
-Satisfaction guaranteed
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