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This is a statement of how what personal information we are
collecting, how we are collecting it, and what we are collecting it
for. We're consumers ourselves, and we have the same concerns any
other online-shopper would (and should) have about the security of
their personal information. If you are uncomfortable on our site with
the measures we take, please feel free to discuss these issues with us,
we're open to any suggestions you may have, and would be willing to
make extra provisions for you as needed.
We're collecting data
on you through cookies (not the delicious kind), and information you
volunteer. You can browse our site anonymously, you just can't order
stuff that way, for obvious reasons. We use the information tidbits we
get from you to make decisions on which products to carry, what
marketing strategies we should read up on, and where we should be
advertising (don't worry, we'll try to stay out of your inbox as much
as possible).
We wouldn't dream of soliciting your personal information to third
parties, though we may share anonymous information with our suppliers
(what items were clicked on, whether or not those clicks turned into
sales, that sort of thing). We won't give your information to any
government office or official unless legally compelled to, and unless
we are specifically told not to, we will notify you when that kind of
situation occurs. Everyone employed here is obligated (both by terms
of employment and moral conviction) to respect the confidentiality of
your personal data.
We have links to other sites here and
there, some of which do not belong to us, and may not follow the same
privacy guidelines we do. If they turn out to be malicious in any way,
we cannot be held liable. If you are taken to a malicious site, or
worse, some link on our website gives you an error instead of a nice
site of Internet goodness, let us know, and we'll do our best to fix it.
We allow visitors to make comments on our site, comments that are
not necessarily indicative of our feelings, beliefs, opinions, official
standing, musings, policies, or behavior, and we cannot be held liable
for them. We do, however, reserve the right to remove any such
comments that could be considered offensive to someone else, anyone
else, even someone imaginary, at our sole discretion, no matter how
discreet it may or may not be.
We pay VeriSign to keep your credit card info VERY secure,
transmitting it to them with an SSL protocol, where they store it on
encrypted servers in locked rooms administered and maintained by
professionals who specialize in security.
If you're curious about what dirty little secrets we keep about
you, or if you need to correct, modify or remove information we have
about you, or if you're just feeling a little lonely and need someone
to talk to, shoot an email to officeofofficialqueries@underabuck.com,
with a subject indicating the actions we need to take, and your account
name and setup date in the body.
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